If you are looking for people who have faith, it must be the jews. C’mon, they followed Mosses in the desert for 40 years, without the map.
There must be one guy at the end like:” I don’t know where he’s going. 40 years…are you kidding me? I’ve been 15 when we’ve started this trip. This footprint is mine, 40 years ago. We are walking in cycles!!! No, don’t “shush” me Sheila, enough is enough! I don’t care if it is there or not, you’ve lost Moses, you bastard! Get the bags, we going to open a delly!
I’m not a Jewish, I’m a catholic, and it’s like: “If you feel good. STOP!”
My favourite holiday is Easter, it’s when Jesus raising from the grave and coming back as a rabbit with coloured eggs. We used to go to the church every Sunday…until Giants went to the play-offs!..
My father working in the construction business in NY. “Italian in construction business living in NY, c’mon!”..”No way!” Well he’s a very successful businessman, he owns a judge and pretty happy about that! He’s working with my uncle Tony, we used to call him “Tony 8 o’clock” - every time he comes over us:
- “Hi, Uncle Tony!”
- “Anybody will ask me, tell I’ve been here since 8 o’clock”
I remember in the school we had career day; we come home ask our parents what they are doing. And the teacher asked me:
- Adam, would you like to tell us what your daddy does?
- My Dad works like a dog every God damn day!.. Thank you.
Pap was tough, Mom was tough too. Once she had a cop crime:
- You know why I’ve pull you over, madam?
- I am not a mind reader, mister officer! I was speed so i won’t be late. Now I’m not going to get there at all! NOW, GO BACK TO YOUR CAR and think about what you did!
Me and my brother at the back:
- Oh, don’t shoot her, it just makes her MAAAD!.. You better have silver bullets! Or she ain’t going down!
I feel bad about my mother, only thing she wanted is a good family……and she didn’t even come close!
My father use to come home, and she was “just do something about your children!!!”:
[father]
- I’m going to tell you kids the story. Your mother and i wanted to have two children…we had three, cuz i knew the time will come when I going to kill one of you!
And of course the video of this show:
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