Andrey Vystavkin Blog

Happiness is essentially a state of going somewhere, wholeheartedly, one-directionally, without regret or reservation.

This is how the life goes, it was said by William H. Shelodon, and it can be assigned not only for the state of happiness, but also for your job, your life, carrier growth - everything.

Some people can share my point of view, others - not. How would you define your happiness?

Looking at my book shelf make me thinking that I live in the family of professional translators:

1. English
2. Spanish
3. French
4. German

Now the 5th one is Greek. Some of them were thought by my parents, some by me so up to now, my parents are learning Greek, and indirectly I’m “participating” in this study helping them out in memorizing the conjugations and pronoun forms. I thought that Greek is harder then it seemed to be when I came in Cyprus, I was wrong, fortunately! Who doesn’t have an idea, what i’m talking about, just check some basic grammar rules of Greek and you’ll see how simple it is.

Finally, they’ve done it! Unfortunately they found a slot for giving me one elective subject: Cyprus in the 20th century. Well, comparing with the rest of the subjects, I won’t do anything at this subject, and most probably this class will be given around 6 p.m. - it sucks!

The other subjects are casual, nothing extraordinary:

• Computer Architecture II
• Assembly Language
• Numerical Methods
• OOP
• Object Oriented Database Management

Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.
Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.
Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
Client is the one who doesn’t know why he wants a baby.
Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
Resource Optimization Team thinks they don’t need a man or woman; they’ll produce a child with zero resources.
Documentation Team thinks they don’t care whether the child is delivered, they’ll just document 9 months.
Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby. And lastly…
Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby

I beg your pardon for not writing since Wednesday, I’ve been in the hospital, from today, Jujav4ik Blog is officially reanimated and back to blogosphere.

And of course the other pictures @ gapingvoid.com