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Archive for September, 2006

Quote your everyday life

28 Sep

Happiness is essentially a state of going somewhere, wholeheartedly, one-directionally, without regret or reservation.

This is how the life goes, it was said by William H. Shelodon, and it can be assigned not only for the state of happiness, but also for your job, your life, carrier growth – everything.

Some people can share my point of view, others – not. How would you define your happiness?

 

Just another language in the piggy bank

27 Sep

Looking at my book shelf make me thinking that I live in the family of professional translators:

  1. English
  2. Spanish
  3. French
  4. German

Now the 5th one is Greek. Some of them were thought by my parents, some by me so up to now, my parents are learning Greek, and indirectly I’m “participating” in this study helping them out in memorizing the conjugations and pronoun forms. I thought that Greek is harder then it seemed to be when I came in Cyprus, I was wrong, fortunately! Who doesn’t have an idea, what i’m talking about, just check some basic of Greek and you’ll see how simple it is.

 

5th semester subjects

26 Sep

Finally, they’ve done it! Unfortunately they found a slot for giving me one elective subject: Cyprus in the 20th century. Well, comparing with the rest of the subjects, I won’t do anything at this subject, and most probably this class will be given around 6 p.m. – it sucks!

The other subjects are casual, nothing extraordinary:

  • Computer Architecture II
  • Assembly Language
  • Numerical Methods
  • OOP
  • Object Oriented Database Management
 

Babies and Development (IT workers only)

24 Sep

Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.
Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.
Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
Client is the one who doesn’t know why he wants a baby.
Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
Resource Optimization Team thinks they don’t need a man or woman; they’ll produce a child with zero resources.
Documentation Team thinks they don’t care whether the child is delivered, they’ll just document 9 months.
Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby. And lastly…
Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby

 

Small Off-line

24 Sep

I beg your pardon for not writing since Wednesday, I’ve been in the hospital, from today, Jujav4ik Blog is officially reanimated and back to blogosphere.

 

Cartoons drawn at the back of business cards

20 Sep

gapingvoid

And of course the other pictures @ gapingvoid.com

 

Everyday Xenophobia in Cyprus

18 Sep

If you ask what bothers foreigners in Cyprus, most of the people asked will tell you “slow living” and “xenophobia”, and you can easily put these two answers at the first place, cuz it’s truth.

After reading about the  which has been witnessed by , I was a little bit shocked, these things became casualty in Cyprus, unfortunately, and it will take ages to get these young Cypriots to respect other people, no matter what nationality they are.

The idea of keeping your identity in the country which got its independency few scores ago played a bad joke with native islanders, let’s count: Byzantium Empire, Venice colony, Ottoman Empire, English colony, not counting the period of crusades. The natives were trying to keep their national identity – they kept it, by the cause of xenophobia, and transforming its economy on parasitizing the “colonizers”.

They got their independency but the things didn’t change: the economy was transformed to tourist service, simplifying the visa entrance for the foreigners. Despite being colonized, the fortune was on the side of the islanders: previous Lebanese conflict moved all off-shore stock to Cyprus, Kosovo conflict in 1998 brought Serbian immigrants and their finances, non-visa regime brought a huge Russian community, big companies.

In this case, mononational country became full of foreigners, which made the competition to the native liveners in all aspects of business, employment etc. The Cypriots couldn’t resist the competition, and as the result, the main problem after “Turkish invasion” for them became the topic where “All the foreigners are guilty in Cyprus problems!”.

Look at this problem from another side: if you talk about foreigner’s problem all the time at home with your wife, your small kid is listening to you, – at this point his vision of the immigrants became the main problem of his home island. He goes to school, they discuss it, and as the result these kids grow with the idea that all the problems are coming from “xeno” [foreigners].

The generation of Cypriots of the age 40-50 still remember the times how it was before the foreigners came, that Limassol was just a small village with a small port and few wine factories, when the bottle of J&B was 50 cents. These people understand from where Cyprus got its money, and the behavior of these people is more kind to foreigners, I had time to notice that for 4 years in Cyprus.

 

YouTube is getting bigger and better

18 Sep

According to the of Techcrunch, signed the agreement with Warner Music Group Corp. for using their music video production:

We first covered technology capable of detecting copyrighted content in the case of video distribute Guba, who has developed a system code named “Johnny” that detects copyrighted video.

From one side, you better be careful with video upload to YouTube. From another, more video, more good quality video data. It’s a great achievement for YouTube!

For the last few months, I’ve been using service, which has better quality video material, even though it’s less then YouTube one, and better moderated. If the content of YouTube will get better [and it definitely will], I’ll think about switching back to it!